टोलाएर एउटै गीत धेरै चोटि गाए मैले
कालि भएनि उसकै निम्ति आजसम्म धाए मैले
एक सेकेन्डमै कैयौपटक आखा जुध्थे कालिसग
नबोलेनि भित्रभित्रै गहिरो माया लाए मैले
दिनमा त उनले बोले धन्य रातमा हामि भेट्थ्यौ सधै
सपनामै मजनु बनि लैला उनलाई बनाए मैले
खै कसलाई कुन्नि हेर्थीन् उनले हुलमुलमा कहिलेकाहि
कस्तरि हेर्छे मैलाई नै भनि मौकामै मन बुझाए मैले
टोलाएर एउटै गीत धेरै चोटि गाए मैले
कालि भएनि उसकै निम्ति आजसम्म धाए मैले
(सौजन्य: हरी प्रसाद पौडेल, विद्यार्थी, पुल्चोक क्याम्पस, ललितपुर)
Friday, May 9, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Chinese gives Slap
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he wnas a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap ad says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
(Provided By: Navaraj Bogatee)
As he wnas a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap ad says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
(Provided By: Navaraj Bogatee)
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Honesty is the Best Policy
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north ab out 9 months ago ?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north ab out 9 months ago ?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
Monday, May 5, 2008
Tongue Twisters.................(Have a Try)
1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Coincidence (Hot Joke)!!!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
She is a woman!!!
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 :)
Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall'
doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
'A Troubled User'
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Laundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you
use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performanceof Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Shoes 2.1and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING :
DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported
by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
IT Deptt
(Provided By: Uma Shankar Pandey)
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall'
doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
'A Troubled User'
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Laundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you
use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performanceof Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Shoes 2.1and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING :
DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported
by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
IT Deptt
(Provided By: Uma Shankar Pandey)
Friday, April 25, 2008
A Story of Positive Attitude
Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Amazing 51 Facts
1.
People who ride on roller coaters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
2.
Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white.
3.
People with blue eyes see better in dark.
4.
Each year 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.
5.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet.
6.
The sun is 330330 times larger than the earth.
7.
The cow gives nearly 200000 glass of milk in her lifetime.
8.
There are more female than male millionaires in the U.S.A.
9.
A male baboon can kill a leopard.
10.
When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.
11.
Bill gates house was designed using Macintosh computer.
12.
Nearly 22,000 cheques will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.
13.
Almost all varieties of breakfast cereals are made from grass.
14.
Some lions mates over 50 times a day.
15.
American did not commonly use forks until after the civil war.
16.
The most productive day of the week is Tuesday.
17.
In the 1930's America track star Jesse Owens used to race against horses and dogs to earn a living.
18.
There's a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.
19.
Jimmy Carter is the first U.S.A. president to have born in hospital.
20.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
21.
Cleopatra married two of her brothers.
22.
Human birth control pill work on gorillas.
23.
The right lung takes in more air than the left.
24.
It is illegal to own a red car in shanghai china.
25.
A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
26.
Astronauts cannot burp in space.
27.
The snowiest city in the U.S.A. is blue canyon, California Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.
28.
Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.
29.
The great warrior Genghis khan died in bed while having $ex.
30.
No matter how cold it gets gasoline will not freeze.
31.
SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tongue.
32.
A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.
33.
DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.
34.
A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tones of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.
35.
The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.
36.
The fierce DINOSAUR was TYRANNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.
37.
DEMETRIO was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.
38.
CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.
39.
The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.
40.
OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.
41.
POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles / hr of speed.
42.
KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.
43.
ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.
44.
OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.
45.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
46.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
47.
The c!garette lighter was invented before the match.
48.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
49.
Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.
50.
German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
51.
A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.
People who ride on roller coaters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
2.
Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white.
3.
People with blue eyes see better in dark.
4.
Each year 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.
5.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet.
6.
The sun is 330330 times larger than the earth.
7.
The cow gives nearly 200000 glass of milk in her lifetime.
8.
There are more female than male millionaires in the U.S.A.
9.
A male baboon can kill a leopard.
10.
When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.
11.
Bill gates house was designed using Macintosh computer.
12.
Nearly 22,000 cheques will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.
13.
Almost all varieties of breakfast cereals are made from grass.
14.
Some lions mates over 50 times a day.
15.
American did not commonly use forks until after the civil war.
16.
The most productive day of the week is Tuesday.
17.
In the 1930's America track star Jesse Owens used to race against horses and dogs to earn a living.
18.
There's a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.
19.
Jimmy Carter is the first U.S.A. president to have born in hospital.
20.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
21.
Cleopatra married two of her brothers.
22.
Human birth control pill work on gorillas.
23.
The right lung takes in more air than the left.
24.
It is illegal to own a red car in shanghai china.
25.
A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
26.
Astronauts cannot burp in space.
27.
The snowiest city in the U.S.A. is blue canyon, California Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.
28.
Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.
29.
The great warrior Genghis khan died in bed while having $ex.
30.
No matter how cold it gets gasoline will not freeze.
31.
SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tongue.
32.
A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.
33.
DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.
34.
A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tones of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.
35.
The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.
36.
The fierce DINOSAUR was TYRANNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.
37.
DEMETRIO was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.
38.
CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.
39.
The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.
40.
OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.
41.
POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles / hr of speed.
42.
KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.
43.
ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.
44.
OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.
45.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
46.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
47.
The c!garette lighter was invented before the match.
48.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
49.
Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.
50.
German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
51.
A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.
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