तिम्रो मेरो मुटु जोद्ने एउटा दामी पुल बनाउछु
बोल्छेउ त सानु एकै छिन्लाई,मन मेरो cool बनाउछु
गुलाबै हौ नि फुल्एउ कहा, भमराले चालई पाएन
माली मै छु,बगैचा दिलको,तिम्लाई सुन्दर फूल बनाउछु
तिम्रो मेरो मुटु .........
घाम पानीमा ओत दिउला बिशाल मेरो न्यानो छाती
माया मात्रै रसाउने, छाती भित्रै मूल बनाउछु
सागर भन्दा गहिरो माया बग्न दिन्न आँखा बाट
जती माया तिम्लाई दिन्छु, तेती नै पाउने rule बनाउछु
तिम्रो मेरो मुटु .........
मन मुटु र चोखो मया सुम्पन्छु म तिमीलाई नै
तर्केर हिंडे कम छैन म नि,तिमी जस्ता हुल बनाउछु
तिम्रो मेरो मुटु जोद्ने एउटा दामी पुल बनाउछु
बोल्छेउ त सानु एकै छिन्लाई,मन मेरो cool बनाउछु
(सौजन्य : हरी प्रसाद पौडेल , विद्यार्थी , पुल्चोक क्यम्पस )
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Deadlock!
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Interesting Programming Skills
class Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};
class Married_female_Software _Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};
class Female_Engaged_software _professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};
class Newly_Married_software _professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};
class Husband_wife_software _professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love;
};
Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Double chat;
Void work();
}
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};
class Married_female_Software _Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};
class Female_Engaged_software _professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};
class Newly_Married_software _professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};
class Husband_wife_software _professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love;
};
Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Double chat;
Void work();
}
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Interesting Facts!!!
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
3. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
4. Dalmatians are born without spots.
5. Men痴 shirts have the buttons on the right, but women痴 shirts have the buttons on the left.
6. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it痴 already been digested by a bee.
7. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
8. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
9. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
10. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
11. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
12. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
13. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
14. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
15. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
16. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command 堵o hang yourself.・
17. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
18. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
19. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
20. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
(Provided By: Dhanpati Neupane, Software Engineer, BFIT, Thamel, Kathmandu)
2. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
3. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
4. Dalmatians are born without spots.
5. Men痴 shirts have the buttons on the right, but women痴 shirts have the buttons on the left.
6. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it痴 already been digested by a bee.
7. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
8. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
9. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
10. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
11. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
12. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
13. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
14. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
15. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
16. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command 堵o hang yourself.・
17. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
18. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
19. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
20. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
(Provided By: Dhanpati Neupane, Software Engineer, BFIT, Thamel, Kathmandu)
A creepy mysterious American history
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and hi s assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh?
(Provided By: Samyukta Rupakheti)
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and hi s assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh?
(Provided By: Samyukta Rupakheti)
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Honorable men!!!
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ।"
(Provided By: Samyukta Rupakheti, Software Engineer, BFIT, Kathmandu)
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ।"
(Provided By: Samyukta Rupakheti, Software Engineer, BFIT, Kathmandu)
Even if u answer **five** questions its great...Feel proud...
1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot -
India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two
different countries?
9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from
international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one
country (other than Vatican )?
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
HERE ARE THE ANSWERS
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Answers :
1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym
Ajax ..
2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
4. Satellite Television Asian Region
5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal
dozen
7. That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi
being killed.
8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different
countries Indian (Jana gana mana) and Bangladesh-
(Amar Sonar* *Bangla)
9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
11. South Korea ..
12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known
during the cold war)
13. Geoffrey Boycott
14. John Traicos
15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham
Lincoln
16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..
17. Polo.
(Provided By: Samyukta Rupakheti, Software Engineer, BFIT, Kathmandu)
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot -
India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two
different countries?
9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from
international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one
country (other than Vatican )?
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
HERE ARE THE ANSWERS
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-----
-----
-----
-----
Answers :
1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym
Ajax ..
2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
4. Satellite Television Asian Region
5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal
dozen
7. That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi
being killed.
8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different
countries Indian (Jana gana mana) and Bangladesh-
(Amar Sonar* *Bangla)
9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
11. South Korea ..
12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known
during the cold war)
13. Geoffrey Boycott
14. John Traicos
15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham
Lincoln
16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..
17. Polo.
(Provided By: Samyukta Rupakheti, Software Engineer, BFIT, Kathmandu)
Monday, May 12, 2008
Nepal in 2050 A.D......Enjoy
Time: Year: 2050 AD
Place: Two Americans at IBM Company, USA.
Conversation of two Americans pre recorded to know the future Currency Conversion Rate: NRs. 1.00 = US$ 100.00
Note: Please be prepared for this in 2050 as it is very unusual for us at this time but its FUTURE of Nepal.
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In Nepal, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in Nepal will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has & been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in Nepal and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Royal Nepal Airlines. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in Nepal.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in Nepal, my company has promised me that they will process my Hariyo Patra.
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hariyo Patra in Nepal.
John : Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Kathmandu, Pokhara and Biratnagar.
John : But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Kath?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, !Rs. 1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Pok, Birat?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Kath. It is like the world headquarters of Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Nepalese are having one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Sherpa, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : Upadhaya and Sharma Associates, a pure Nepalese company, specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalese company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in Nepal. Nepalese companies pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Birgunj, the most livable place in Nepal, probably world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. They have one of the world's biggestdry port you see. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Nepali as my first language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Nepali and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TONIL i.e.Test of Nepali as International Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Kollywood where you can see actors like, Rajesh Hamal, and all. Funworld is also in Kollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to v!isit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Rajib Rajbhandari visited White House and donated Rs. 200000/- for infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Kathmandu.Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Nepalese government is planning to split Mercantile's Neposys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Neposys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a Daura Suruwal because they will think you are too Nepalised and may doubt you will ever come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to say 'Namaste, Tapai! kasto hunuhunchha' to the Visa officer at Window 95. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if You don't greet him that way.Hope u enjoyed it................You will be proud to be a Nepali in 2050,
won't you?
(Provided By: Dhanpati Neupane & Samyukta Rupakheti, Software Engineers, BFIT, Thamel, Kathmamndu)
Place: Two Americans at IBM Company, USA.
Conversation of two Americans pre recorded to know the future Currency Conversion Rate: NRs. 1.00 = US$ 100.00
Note: Please be prepared for this in 2050 as it is very unusual for us at this time but its FUTURE of Nepal.
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In Nepal, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in Nepal will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has & been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in Nepal and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Royal Nepal Airlines. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in Nepal.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in Nepal, my company has promised me that they will process my Hariyo Patra.
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hariyo Patra in Nepal.
John : Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Kathmandu, Pokhara and Biratnagar.
John : But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Kath?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, !Rs. 1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Pok, Birat?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Kath. It is like the world headquarters of Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Nepalese are having one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Sherpa, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : Upadhaya and Sharma Associates, a pure Nepalese company, specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalese company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in Nepal. Nepalese companies pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Birgunj, the most livable place in Nepal, probably world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. They have one of the world's biggestdry port you see. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Nepali as my first language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Nepali and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TONIL i.e.Test of Nepali as International Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Kollywood where you can see actors like, Rajesh Hamal, and all. Funworld is also in Kollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to v!isit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Rajib Rajbhandari visited White House and donated Rs. 200000/- for infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Kathmandu.Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Nepalese government is planning to split Mercantile's Neposys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Neposys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a Daura Suruwal because they will think you are too Nepalised and may doubt you will ever come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to say 'Namaste, Tapai! kasto hunuhunchha' to the Visa officer at Window 95. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if You don't greet him that way.Hope u enjoyed it................You will be proud to be a Nepali in 2050,
won't you?
(Provided By: Dhanpati Neupane & Samyukta Rupakheti, Software Engineers, BFIT, Thamel, Kathmamndu)
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Wedding Query.......(SQL Style)
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM Chwak_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;
Find the errors if possible...........
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM Chwak_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;
Find the errors if possible...........
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