Friday, June 19, 2009

New Exam Pattern Based on IPL Rules

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)

5. Introduce fair play awards.

6. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the next question
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(FREE HIT……………….. !!!!!!!!!)

7.Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....!!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Power of Prayers!!!

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying 'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.'

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?'
The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.'

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.'
The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my God, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, 'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.'

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, 'HONEY, I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said, 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.'

She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbor James dropped dead on our Porch.'

(Provided By: Santosh Shrestha, Software Engineer, SSN)

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

A Sirdar and George Bush

A Sardar ji went to US & had a meeting with George Bush.

Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (He takes him in a deep forest)

Bush: Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)

Bush: more..more..more... (Sardarji went up to 100 feet)

Bush: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bush: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones. (Sardarji became frustrated.)

He invited Bush to India. Next year Bush had been in India

Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement. (The same, he takes Bush in forest.)

Sardar: dig it. (Bush does.)

Sardar: more...More..More.......... (Bush goes upto almost 400 feet...)

Sardarji: try to find something. (Bush tries.)

Sardarji: did you get anything?

Bush: no.

Sardarji: yes, even 400 years ago we used to have wireless Technology.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

This is Real Africa





















(Provided By: Basu Dahal)