Jokes!

Degree by boys for girls!
B.A - BEAUTIFUL ANGEL
B.E - BEAUTIFUL EYES
B.SC - BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE
B.COM - BEAUTIFUL COMMUNICATION
M.B.A. - MARRIED BUT AWESOME
M.B.S.- MARRIED BUT SEXY
M.B.B.S.- MARRIED BUT BEAUTIFUL & SEXY
B.B.A.- BEAUTIFUL BACHELOR ANGEL

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If a girl is not in love with any boy, she is missing something in life!
If a boy is in love with a girl, He’ll miss Everything in life..!!

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Why do we sometimz write "etc" in examz?
bcoz it means
e-end of
t-thinking
c-capacity
nobody understands students feelings!!
crazy world!!!!!!

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GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus

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Facebook's founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized wid serious injury..
reason??
Rajnikant poked him on facebook..

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Advocate:They will charge Rs. 1001 for divorce.
Husband:-Are you mad?Pandit charge me only Rs. 101 for
Advocat:-See the effects of cheapness!

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Banta asked Santa for the reason of getting slapped by a woman.
Banta: Santa, you did you get slapped by the woman?
Santa: It was minor, My photo dropped near the woman and I just asked her to draw up the Saree to take photo; then she slapped me ....