Birkhe pass bhayo!!!!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BIRKHE : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BIRKHE : Yesterday you said it's H to O !


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TEACHER : BIRKHE, go to the map and find North America.
BIRKHE : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : BIRKHE!


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TEACHER : BIRKHE, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BIRKHE : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BIRKHE : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : BIRKHE, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BIRKHE : I is...

TEACHER : No, BIRKHE. Always say, "I am."
BIRKHE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

BIRKHE : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

BIRKHE : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


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BIRKHE : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BIRKHE: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

BIRKHE: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


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TEACHER : Now, BIRKHE, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

BIRKHE: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER : BIRKHE, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

BIRKHE: No, teacher, it's the same dog !


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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

BIRKHE: A teacher