Saturday, June 21, 2008

Best thing about Engineer Boy Friend!!

1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years
old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him
high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married
and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice
in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first
business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the
medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.


2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and
effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to
understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand
you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not
understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find
out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the
desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the
Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts
graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will
operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers
believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects
and they will be hooked to you forever.-


3:An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.

Let me first tell you
what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about
everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts
graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to
the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to
have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about
that.
Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find -
rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time
for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

Conclusion: Engineerz rule !

(Provided By: Santosh Shrestha, Software Engineer, Sunrise System Nepal Pvt. Ltd.)

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